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This soft, medium-weight tee carries a playful, darkly humorous illustration that turns childhood curiosity into wearable cheekiness. The vintage-style art — two kids examining a small creature on a table with bright, storybook colors — sits centered on a clean white canvas, making the design pop. It feels like an ironic nod to retro activity books, worn by people who appreciate offbeat humor and conversation-starting pieces. Lightweight enough for everyday wear, the shirt keeps a relaxed silhouette that layers easily under jackets or stands alone with jeans. It’s for someone who likes nostalgia, witty visuals, and clothing that sparks smiles (and double-takes).
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium fabric (180 g/m²) for durable, year-round comfort
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a clean look and less waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTG for main art with crisp detail; DTF for sleeve and neck prints where used
- OEKO-TEX® certified, tear-away label, and ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Kids' Novelty Tee — "My First Alien Autopsy" Retro Illustration
$22.99
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium fabric (180 g/m²) for durable, year-round comfort
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a clean look and less waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTG for main art with crisp detail; DTF for sleeve and neck prints where used
- OEKO-TEX® certified, tear-away label, and ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean